September 2011
1 post
August 2011
7 posts
Facepalm.
I found my keys.
Or rather, my mother found my keys.
I woke up to this text this morning at 6:50 AM: I found your keys :-)
(She sure loves to use emoticons in her texts.)
First I was filled with relief. So I headed over to get the full story.
“Gadzooks, Sarah! Wherever could your mother have found them?? You searched for a whole day!”
Turns out, they were in the Buffy the Vampire...
I think I may need to see this... →
It’s coming out in 2012, minus Ellen Page. *sigh*
Bright side.
I have Friday and Saturday off.
I’m going to go see the Decemberists at Edgefield.
Anddddd I’m going to pick up my new outfit from Frances May, which consists of:
This Rachel Comey top:
And a white high-waist Opening Ceremony maxi skirt.
Something to pepper up my spirits.
Any chance I’ll see any of ya’ll at Edgefield tomorrow?
Fail
I’m tired of random unfortunate instances happening to me.
I thought I’ve been building up some good karma for myself.
I guess I just have to wait a little bit longer.
Instead I get landed with sifting through last nights garbage bag.
And I also had to get a replacement key for my apartment.
I can pretty much feel the look of disgust confusion emanating off my computer screen.
...
Rusty, Dusty.
I think it’s time I started to get back to this blog again.
It’s been waaaay too long since I’ve posted.
Annnndd, not to mention, my page says I still suffer work at Subway.
Yikes.
I wonder...
Was it too much for me and my bud “J” to talk about blumpkins and mime out each other giving head?
It could have been too much for our cute new coworker to hand/
Funny as hell.
I don’t think I can get away with all that sexually charged conversation at my new job.
*Sigh*
WEll now I’m off to go make my sandwich cake.
Fingers crossed that it turns out the way I want it...
July 2010
25 posts
Grand finale
Well, it breaks my heart to say this, but I just put in my notice for Subway.
It got really fucked up really quickly and theres a mega bitch who’s trying to get me fired. I figure I’ll just beat them to the punch.
I just hope now that my other job can give me plenty of stories to rant and rave about on tumblr, but I somewhat doubt it.
BUT I totally plan on making a sandwich cake for...
Dicks
I was walking along the street just now, and out of the blue I hear,
“Miley Cyrus!”
They were in a car looking at me.
Fuck them.
They thought they were real jokesters.
Po Po.
Well fuck me.
Would you believe me if I said that someone called the cops on my brother and me?
Well believe it. Totally happened.
So, the night started out as innocent as it can get. A nice birthday dinner and then we all headed down to the Oceanside farmer’s market. Very quaint, very non-illegal. My brother and I decided to leave the market early so we headed back down to the house....
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
yellowteabag:
...
Freak on
I totally just freaked the fuck out with my computer.
I started my movie and got a blast of noise coming out of it.
I freaked out thinking that the rest of the passengers would glare and have them think that I’m that kind of passenger.
I stopped freaking when I realized my ear buds were in.
Derp.
1 tag
13 minutes and counting..
I was just informed by my father that we now have 13 minutes to finish eating until our flight starts to board for California.
I had to wake up at 3 this morning (far more early than my male companions, the pains of being a girl).
3 AM. Just to get enough time in the morning to get ready, get some last minute things packed up and to get the fuck out of the house. I always pack far too much, but...
Ashley.
In response to your reply.
I’m not only gonna try to get pictures with them, but I’m going to try to have Stephen Moyer call you, emily and any other True Blood fan I know of.
asdfkjsdf
I can’t articulate.
Too much information that is making me happy.
True Blood is gonna be at comic con.
True Blood Comic Con 2010 Details
JUL092010
Comic Con just released their schedule for Friday, July 23, which includes the True Bloodpanel. Here are the details:
5:15-6:15 True Blood Panel and Q&A session— Mixing romance, suspense, mystery, and humor, True Blood kicked off its...
Tru impulse.
So Today. Walking through Borders. In the Sookie Stackhouse Novel/True Blood section.
I stumbled across ACTUAL Tru Blood (it was spelled ‘Tru’ on the bottle).
If I’m honest with myself, it probably wasn’t REAL synthetic blood, but I bought it anyways.
It was such a delight! Blood orange flavor with a bit of fizz.
I.
Felt.
Like.
Vampire.
Bill.
I got home and...
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Why is it that people never answer my questions at Subway?
It was horrible last night, more dummy’s than usual.
Any time I’d ask: “What kind of sandwich did you have?”
You know, to log it in the register for inventory. All they’d do is look past me and ramble on about what kind of chips and drink they’d want.
My question was disregarded!! This always happens...
Funny.
So I got a call from my mom the other day.
“Sarah!! Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry. I forgot to close the lid all the way shut after giving your snake some water! He’s missing!”
…. What?
I rushed home, and Snakey is nowhere to be found.
I’m freaking out. My mom’s far gone by that point.
I had to leave for work in 10 minutes, and I just couldn’t...
She would.
Mother: “You know Sarah, you may not like me for saying this, but I think I’m team Jacob.”
Yeah, you’re right. I don’t like you.
Who the heck does my mom think she is?
A Twilight expert?? She just started watching the movies today.
Really?!
(My mother in response to my reaction of the HP7 trailer)
Mom: “So does Harry finally kill Valdymort in this one?”
I recoiled.
Really, Mom?? Valdymort?
Get outta here!
Overdraft this!
So I finally got a bank account today!
Ugh, even I feel a little pathetic saying that.
I know I should have had one by now, but give me a break. I’m hoping that this bank account will help me with my spending habits.
I mean, it’s bad ya’ll.
My payroll was through Umpqua bank. It’s a little bit out of the way from my house, but it’s just off the freeway. Any time...
June 2010
42 posts
ummmm what?
So I watched True Blood last night, and I probably had to watch the end part at least 5 more times.
I had no fucking idea what I was watching.
This sex scene (if that’s what it was) was insane.
It felt for a moment like I was instead watching Pans Labyrinth.
WTF?!
Here’s a recap
Bill: “I’LL NEVER LOVE YOU!”
*thrust*
“NEVER”
Then he proceeds to...
WatchDay 8: A song that you know all the words to
Death Cab For Cutie- What Sarah Said
“Oh gee! A song with my name in it?! Awesome, I have to know the lyrics!”
Turns out, not that happy of a song.
But I know it like the back of my hand.
Jeerrrrk
I love my coworkers.
I really do.
They taught me how to jerk today.
I’m slowly starting to get the hang of it. I at least want to get this dance down so I can look somewhat cool if I ever decided to go clubing.
And I totally made a new best friend today. She likes True Blood AND Twilight and all sorts of other topics.
Click.
Besties.
The hilarity that ensued today made up for the 50...
Just call me bashful.
The sweetest lady came through the Subway line today.
First off, she took my suggestion of the veggie max patty to heart instead of dissing it like others in the past.
And I just hammed the shit out of her order. Smiles galore (not forced).
And in the end when I give her her $1.75 change, instead of the copious amounts of coins I just gave her, she looks at me and says:
“I’m giving...
Phew
They actually played some decent music yesterday while I was working.
On the monitors in the food court, they played some Tegan and Sara (Feel It In My Bones).
Wha?!
I thought it was a prank at first. In my head I thought they were about to kill the feed and switch back to Biebs. But no!
Such a breath of fresh air. They hardly ever play good music.
Just an endless loop of Miley Cyrus, Biebs...