So Today. Walking through Borders. In the Sookie Stackhouse Novel/True Blood section. I stumbled across ACTUAL Tru Blood (it was spelled ‘Tru’ on the bottle). If I’m honest with myself, it probably wasn’t REAL synthetic blood, but I bought it anyways. It was such a delight! Blood orange flavor with a bit of fizz.  I. Felt. Like. Vampire.  Bill. I got home and called my brother various female names from the show. Me(Bill): Sookie, you are mine. Brother: Go away. Me: Sookie, I cannot and will not lose you!! Brother: Sarah, shut the f*** up! Me: Jessica! As your maker I command you to listen to me! The day continued on like this. My brother eventually warmed up to me being Bill. My fun ended when I was done drinking the Tru Blood. Such an impulse buy.